#348

And so I received no presents.

#347

I can see him right now.

#346

A story enacted by his puppets.

#345

Will this shit ever be important?

#344

Lamination brings rumination time to workers.

#343

Lamination is relaxation: melting making nice.

#342

Making words from letters real ityrck.

#341

They say preparation's a good thing.

#340

The concept of everything is shifting.

#339

The faerytaleman cometh, with spinning yarns.

#338

Will I ever see you naked?

#337

The farmer and ram come first.

#336

A book to take to bed.

#335

From poor outlook to marriage, reader.

#334

My current bun's a Belgian bun.

#333

All too often: not very much.

#332

What to say in six words?

#331

The rich and poor forever apart.

#330

I'd rather leave the wine, Mountchesney.

#329

Cold hands, feet, but worth it.

#328

Long mornings in bed kick arse!

#327

The travelling book fairy transports joy.

#326

All lost; once robots dance better.

#325

Lonely souls stare ahead drinking coffee.

#324

Things just get worse and worse.

#323

Joy when rings do couples combine.

#322

Too sad when impossible couples part.

#321

Typing 321 is very satisfying indeed.

#320

This here story is my statement.

#319

"Mathematicks" (kind of) makes more sense?

#318

All kids leave in the end.

#317

He left and took my name!

#316

When the matchmaker goes too far.

#315

Indian information overload: यह अच्छा है

#314

The lift came: no one inside.

#313

Heffalumps haunt my dreams: they dance.

#312

They are always walking away quickly.

#311

Twitter never quite brought them together.

#310

I like it when it's fast.

#309

A large lumpen stone the key.

#308

Several hundred pictograms told us how.

#307

Why'd he spout that headscarf shit?

#306

Chocolate books, the ultimate librarian dream.

#305

I can try, that is all.

#304

Halloween?  I hide inside the house.

#303

My life story: one elaborate joke.

#302

Lecture epiphanies are mostly only fleeting.

#301

What I do is proving difficult.

#300

A foundling, I romped around England.

#299

Attempting to move uphill to wisdom.

#298

To defeat entropy is to destroy.

#297

Our letters of the heart testify.

#296

While travelling, I knocked down pegs.

#295

I got shipwrecked, survived, came back.

#294

In prison I dreamed my way.

#293

Penguins sold off down the river.

#292

Steve ate a rhino once, honest!

#291

Thirty-two

today, my god almighty,

THIRTY-TWO!

#290

Constantly seeking the eyes of others.

#289

Putting into the order handed down.

#288

I look for words in Dewey.

#287

Escorting all the books back home.

#286

Relearning where all the books go.

#285

Back to shelving by the trolley.

#284

When did six words become misplaced?

#283

Back from honeymoon.  Back at work.

#282

Life starts today.  Then again tomorrow.

#281

He pointed but she didn't see.

#280

Why is hangover recovery so slow?

#279

Right now, I'm probably VERY drunk.

#278

The space pirates sought star dust.

#277

Last week of wearing no jewellery.

#276

Writing a speech: worse than delivering?

#275

The sunrise: less exciting than 'Sunrise's?

#274

The sinking ship saved umpteen souls.

#273

Laughter is such a lovely sound.

#272

In the world before this one.

#271

The last room's the least glamourous?

#270

The tower looms over us all.

#269

Money removed, I wait for seven.

#268

Smokers undercover search for health benefits.

#267

Smokers under cover stare through rain.

#266

The catalogue of everything was vital.

#265

Pixie dust not eternal life's key.

#264

Peaches eaten by the dozen: dangerous!

#263

A worm living inside of books.

#262

A rhino with a rhinestoned tusk.

#261

A giraffe with a pearl necklace.

#260

A seahorse with a bandanna on.

#259

A chestnut with a hat on.

#258

Deep underground where the worms live.

#257

All paths lead the same way.

#256

Orwell, iced latte, glasses down time.

#255

Building coming up or going down?

#254

Tired eyes seek their own duvet.

#253

Coffee addled brain makes almost nonsense.

#252

Coffee addled brain comprehending very little.

#251

I tumble onward: my it's bliss!

#250

I tumble onward through my life.

#249

Black holes absorb light: stay away!

#248

Space travel is too long winded.

#247

Nothing quite like entering black holes.

#246

I know him!  But from where?

#245

When sunny days go ever on.

#244

One too many clashes of swords.

#243

A life wasted chasing rainbow gold.

#242

Everyday the endless search carries on.

#241

Wish I could compete in fables.

#240

The endless summer killed us all.

#239

My worm turns all too frequently.

#238

I only push up daisies now.

#237

A life disintegrated on society re-entry.

#236

What if my directions were wrong?

#235

Not all mad men write ads.

#234

Spelling "new" portmanteau words is tricky.

#233

He is the vilest true love.

#232

Every moon is blue to you.

#231

An ant on a downstream leaf.

#230

The bright moon gives me hope.

#229

Every moon now is a struggle.

#228

He survived over twenty-four thousand moons.

#227

Without control, space journeys never end.

#226

A thousand moons and never once.

#225

Where you are always remotely watched.

#224

Where your worst fears are realised.

#223

Where TV makes you do exercise.

#222

When words are misused and abused.

#221

A boot stomping on your face.

#220

Every position fell simultaneously at dawn.

#219

That was a wretched, awful, lie.

#218

Towers both doom and set free.

#217

Keen ones are destroyed by life.

#216

Paving slabs line all my routes.

#215

Waves are mouths that eat everything.

#214

Sailors retire staring out to sea.

#213

I want to live on Sodor.

#212

Nautical terms: fun, by and large.

#211

They poured over 69 years ago.

#210

Lose your rights with a 'X'.

#209

Some things can't be thrown away.

#208

Superman died in a Kryptonite Jacuzzi.

#207

I still need six word stories.

#206

Jam Lake dream destroyed by bees.

#205

Waiting can be a nervous game.

#204

Waiting is a somewhat boring game.

#203

So, I'm my own father, eh?

#202

The toilet blood's freaked me out.

#201

Where a week is three days.

#200

Check me out with the royals!

#199

The ronin converted himself from samurai.

#198

Forever searching for six perfect words.

#197

The ronin was his sword's master.

#196

The ronin was his own master.

#195

Sold up the river in Eden.

#194

Niceties are the cornerstone of civilisation.

#193

Chest deep in ice: not nice?

#192

It is nice when things work.

#191

The eternal rituals were always boring.

#190

Printers were sent to test us.

#189

He shoots right through tin stars.

#188

The rise and fall of snobbishness.

#187

Bob the dog ate his hat.

#186

Further recommended dreading: an hilarious (!) mistake.

#185

Rotate, like rotisserie, until well done.

#184

Conscious food; it judges you; beware.

#183

All that matters is their nationality.

#182

A sticky situation brought Pritt-Stick wars.

#181

The pleasure of a fresh Pritt-Stick.

#180

The Intimate Secretary traumas still hurt.

#179

Darkness at noon, living in sin.

#178

Darkness at noon, forever after midnight.

#177

Thousands daily flooding through invisible borders.

#176

Free pens: like crack to students.

#175

Evacuating in a panic, they survived.

#174

Evacuating in a panic, they met.

#173

Evacuating in a panic, they died.

#172

Let's dance to the next day.

#171

When thoughts become six word stories.

#170

All things could be managed better.

#169

Dreams are reality while we sleep.

#168

Will we all become like Ozymandias?

#167

Can dreams be a reality too?

#166

Reality is a game called life.

#165

The belt that holds up everything.

#164

Pop goats flourished in the eighties.

#163

When goats pop, a kid's born.

#162

Pop goats bleat on a bit.

#161

The pop goat waited in dread.

#160

Pop goat makes a mean lemonade.

#159

"Pop goats" is a marvellous phrase.

#158

No ideas today for this week.

#157

Five.
Four.
Three.
Two.
One.
Custard!

#156

One New Change; one cup, coffee.

#155

Rocket ship to the moon: heavenly.

#154

Confused, I exchanged oeuvre for oeuf.

#153

Here we are now: in limbo.

#152

Sausages, potato, beans, always and forever!

#151

When I see them, I cry.

#150

The way back from eternal damnation.

#149

Past Pluto we got lost forever.

#148

Adventures in time and space: magic!

#147

The stew-pot was laced with arsenic.

#146

The cowboys always preferred one another.

#145

Lone man, all alone, by himself.

#144

At the rainbow's end, we met.

#143

When glory is hard to find.

#142

When rhymes are crimes: bad times.

#141

The unexpected often seems to occur.

#140

The King of Candyland ate crisps.

#139

A plumber who plumbed the depths.

#138

The badger-fox war: ended by moles.

#137

The bottomless bag lost its contents.

#136

Magic knitwear, stronger than chainmail: invincible.

#135

Spinning in his grave like Jenny.

#134

Unsettling to be voter and subject.

#133

Everyday a challenge for crossword enthusiasts.

#132

I really badly need a wee.

#131

Caffeine brain bleed visualised: not nice.

#130

War is altogether quite another world.

#129

Fighting after sunset to stay awake.

#128

Walk into the sunset to end.

#127

Walk past the sunset to work.

#126

I now have a sinkhole fear.

#125

Love lies eastbound on the Central.

#124

Sorting buttons relieves pressure, passes time.

#123

I'd be stranger without my routines.

#122

Steve travelled constantly but never home.

#121

What a guy, what a mug!

#120

Stay offline: don't talk to people.

#119

Caterwauling of friendship: no sleep tonight.

#118

I lost keys in my pocket.

#117

So often orphans on strange adventures.

#116

Abroad in a strange, magical land.

#115

Nearly fell down the stairs today.

#114

Young, but he sees quite clearly.

#113

Shelving can be a relaxing activity.

#112

Stale coffee taste breeds tongue fur.

#111

Horror so chilling it freezes you.

#110

Scared to the point of stillness.

#109

Thrown and buried for sixty years.

#108

Hearts that beat together remember forever.

#107

The advance forward was the end.

#106

She's reading that book very loudly.

#105

First coffee awakens a certain vitality.

#104

Old anniversary buried in the past.

#103

Every life boils down to survival.

#102

Everyday bloggin' lets the doctor in.

#101

Got lost following education conveyor belt.

#100

Hundreds of kittens!  What a day!

#99

Bended knee, raised hands in Pompidou.

#98

Only a dream; forever trapped underground.

#97

His descent into forever lasted seconds.

#96

Crawling through tunnels, I found darkness.

#95

The bomb destroyed a thousand dreams.

#94

Another day, another month, another story.

#93

Acts of kindness are always selfish.

#92

Rocket launches all salads and sandwiches.

#91

Trolls must be destroyed with words.

#90

The lift at work is northern.

#89

Cinema, hummus, bread, tea: weird combination.

#88

The Dark Tower throws out boomerangs.

#87

If Babel's real, it's t'greatest tragicrime.

#86

Confusion of languages solved.  God lost.

#85

Is Genesis an ancient Just So?

#84

After Babel, translators brought us down.

#83

The Babel Library had no order.

#82

The Babel Tower Library sought Nabu.

#81

Every song a classic... time waster.

#80

Ever increasing circles of infinite doom.

#79

Zulus.  Thousands of them.  Oh crap.

#78

I inchmealed through, waterhole by waterhole.

#77

Set the classroom alight with realia.

#76

A case so long it consumes.

#75

A bittersweet story concerning violent rabbits.

#74

Ever pot-valiant, ever inebriated, ever bruised.

#73

I cannot see the Scarlet Lady.

#72

The water fountain of youth; blocked.

#71

Mass murdering sprees became him, sadly.

#70

The notation napkin, stained with importance.

#69

Teamwork that hinders is not teamwork.

#68

The Mug of Destiny was hot.

#67

The underground train was very hot.

#66

I need more six word stories.