#65

Christmas comes but once a year.

#64

The apocalypse can suck my balls.

#63

The book tower was doubly useless.

#62

The lift to everywhere was handy.

#61

Fire eats and farts through life.

#60

The cake armageddon was very messy.

#59

The library fire; it was Arsene.

#58

The giant ants rule Gant's Hill.

#57

Library fines do not gain interest.

#56

Eventually pavements will go on forever.

#55

Long days, short nights, tired eyes.

#54

I wish I had shelving robots.

#53

Robots will fight the next war.

#52

The robots run the factory now.

#51

Who really cares about Call's agenda?

#50

Bishop's agenda? Paying the ultimate sacrifice.

#49

Ash played out the company's agenda.

#48

David played out his own agenda.

#47

Why don't they ever use electromagnets?

#46

The new robot uprising fell quickly.

#45

Robots with emotions/intelligence: poorly programmed.

#44

Robbie the Robot was a slave.

#43

A world run by robots: impossible?

#42

No ideas for a robot story.

#41

There's something about Kevin (constant error).

#40

Sorry, no mobile phone-calls in here.

#39

Penguins and death-rays: a dangerous combination.

#38

Sorry, you cannot eat in here.

#37

Thud after thud after thud: relentless.

#36

Turns out: unicorns are not real.

#35

Life taken from a grassy knoll.

#34

Jigsteria: when puzzles drive you mad.

#33

Outnumbered by Lego men: fear them.

#32

Supermarket stroll sans sugar signals suicide.

#31

Turns out: celebrities can be tossers.

#30

Avengers Dissemble: Undercover!  All in drag!

#29

Barbican towers his birthright and gravestone.

#28

Their relationship is only flotsam now.

#27

Kites fly restricted, birds fly free.

#26

Those seats, they showed us nothing.

#25

It began and ended in Mons.

#24

The body told the full story.

#23

When bugbears become real, parents flee.

#22

Comestible comestibles in cones commendably commendable.

#21

In market.  No pants at all.

#20

No enchanted palace was ever found.

#19

Spoon, not a fork, for soup.

#18

Ghosts hate Halloween too; no peace.

#17

Fredo could fix the plumbing too.

#16

The printer and street collided unfavourably.

#15

Rat in cage becomes enraged mage.

#14

Former nun, 62, GSOH, seeks man.

#13

A spider, under glass, vainly spinning.

#12

Red-faced man, outside the bookies, smoking.

#11

A pea reveals a princess’s identity.

#10

Hot tea and toast saves day.

#9

In these times, heroes are made.

#8

Sausage proles of the world unite!

#7

No ball games.  Except sex, apparently.

#6

Ignoring work repetition is the key.

#5

Shelving error loses the spell book.

#4

The maquette swayed my opinion instantly.

#3

One ring down the sofa’s back.

#2

A dog in an empty house.

#1

The infinite stairs went nowhere fast.