The Haberdashery of Six Word Stories

-slash-statements. Stories of six words in length and six words only: Following on from entering a competition through Fleeting magazine's website, I thought I would try and keep writing six word stories in a, no doubt, vain attempt to try and get close to Ernest Hemingway's original, for Sale: baby shoes, never worn and the winning entry, No taxidermist loved his daughter more (by Ami Hendrickson)

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Monday, 25 October 2021

#634

I'm slowly stealing all the spoons.

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Monday, 10 December 2018

#489

"I'm perspicacious on you." "I'm not."

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Saturday, 17 August 2013

#279

Right now, I'm probably VERY drunk.

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Wednesday, 29 May 2013

#203

So, I'm my own father, eh?

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